I'm thinking this will be my last post as Beachy Mimi.
The problem is, I started out to be anonymous but that didn't work out exactly like I thought it would. Too many Peeps know BM.
BM has officially embarassed the family.
So, starting Monday, I will begin blogging with my new name and be anonymous.
I'm thinking my new, anonymous name will be Meachy Bimi. Or, Eachyta Imiba.
What sounds good to you, Peeps?
You can't change. Who else has a name like BM?
ReplyDeleteIf you MUST change, I highly suggest Mimi from the Beach, which would channel JLo - Jenny from the Block. I mean, since you say the word "peeps," you totally can pull it off.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking you could use Pig Latin to disguise your name:
ReplyDeleteBeachy Mimi = EachyBay ImiMay
Remind me why embarrassing the family is a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteQueen B feigns surprise.....priceless.
ReplyDeleteBTW - this is NOT a good idea. I'm the ONLY reader who didn't get a chance to WIN something!!!
ReplyDeleteOh no you can't go! Queen B didn't even know about it so you have to stay!!!! I love you as Beachy Mimi.
ReplyDeleteToo bad there isn't a "witness protection-type-program" for bloggers.
ReplyDeleteI'd just go with BM.
I think you'll be good as long as the new name is not "Mimi... Beached." Because that doesn't sound like you at all.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides, we adore you. Don't hide.
You can call yourself whatever you want, as long as we can find you and YOU don't change a bit.
ReplyDeleteI told my daughter that the purpose of my blog was to embarrass her and to read it at her own risk. She enjoys laughing at me a lot. LOL
ReplyDeleteIsn't it our job as mothers to embarrass our kids?
PeepOne here. You are who you are.
ReplyDeleteI am not a blogger, but in the
blogging world I think it is
called keepin it real. You would
truely be missed. I promise.
You can't go anywhere!!! My husband is even upset about this. You are the highlight of our days.
ReplyDeletePlease stay...... I just found your blog and you crack me up. Don't go!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can't go. I'm protesting. To prove my extent of protest, I am going on a hunger strike. (at least until breakfast.)
ReplyDeleteYou are way too entertaining (and hilarious) to go an anonymous. We would really miss you!!
ReplyDeleteI would really hate to see you go. I recently found you and now have my mom reading you as well. It appears that you are around my mom's age and the Queen B is around mine so it is hilarious for us to read what you both are thinking. I think it helps give each of us perspective. You would be missed.
ReplyDeleteWait? You're leaving? Oh no you don't! Now, I admit that the name "BM" does give me pause, but I need you. You make me laugh and cry and then laugh some more. So, take a deep breath and think this through again.
ReplyDeleteBeachy Mimi, DON'T GO!!!
ReplyDeleteUmm... NO. You may not leave. Nope.
ReplyDeleteCall yourself whatever you want, but keep blogging.
Now Mimi, don't be ridiculous. We NEED you, and you cannot change your name either. That is part of what got me engaged in your writing. You know, a little BM is good in the morning. (Get it?!) Seriously though, I think your fever is getting to you, and you must relax and stop this nonsense talk about leaving or resigning or whatever.
ReplyDeleteNooooo, you can't leave me, you and I are kindred spirits!
ReplyDeleteIf you do go under another blog you must let me know. Even my husband reads your blog, you are the only one that he reads.
How about The Wise Hilarious One, then you could be called The WHO.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we know you're not going anywhere!
I talked about you in my post today.
ReplyDeleteAnd have you decided what your new name is? The anticipation is killing me.
Ummm... now you are scaring me! Beachy Mimi, where are you???!?!!? Don't hide. We miss you.
ReplyDeleteAre ya outta yo mind. And no that is not misspelling.
ReplyDeleteYou are and ever will be beachy Mimi. Tell your family to quit reading if they do not appreciate good humor :) My husband had a great laugh at the now infamous post and the lasering post. He never laughs at my internet stories. Pleae please don't go. DON'T GO I SAY!!
You can't go. I just started following you. How will we find you in the future?
ReplyDeleteMethinks Mimi might've been running another fever when she wrote this. AT least I hope that's what it was and she isnt serious!! :-o
ReplyDeleteOkay... I give! Really!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're starting to worry me. You were just kidding, right? Please???
Where ARE you ???
I will join in and say, Puh-lease, don't go! (Or if you do, tell us where you've gone!)
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't change a thing.