Well...Okay

I have more stuff to tell you anyway. Since you insist...heh heh

On a Saturday evening, I made arrangements with The Palace to meet Mr. Wonderful and moi at a restaurant.

Mr. Wonderful was understandably apprehensive after I told him about Queen B's piercing eyes, not to mention The Princess and THE GLARE.

I was so proud of all my kids. All three were very charming and sweet to Mr. Wonderful. The conversation flowed smoothly and all was well.

The restaurant was FREEZING. FREEZING I TELL YOU!!

The King and Mr. Wonderful got up to go to the men's room. When they were out of earshot, Queen B HISSED at me, "MOTHER! GET OUT OF HIS LAP!"

My eyes got huge and I said, "What? What are you talking about? I'm just cold and sitting close to get warm."

The Princess piped up and said, "MIMI! YOU ARE SO
IN HIS LAP."

Whatever. I really wasn't. This complaint from three people sitting across the table from us in a HEAP because they didn't have jackets.

Cut me some slack, Palace!!

By the way. This was a Normal Restaurant with Normal Food.

Mr. Wonderful has taken a personal challenge to introduce me to "new" foods. I'm suffering...just one little bite.

Tomorrow I'll tell you how our conversation gets Lost In Translation!

Love MY PEEPS!