Grocery Store Rumor: Beachy Mimi Returning to Blog

Yes, my Peeps. Beachy Mimi will be returning to blogworld at the beginning of August.

Actually, it's probably NOT a grocery store rumor because Beachy Mimi has to be d-r-a-g-g-e-d to the grocery store...unless there are no Coke's in the house. I buy by the truckload so that sad state of life will not happen to me.

But, it did. I had to go. I was sad.

I also had to buy air filters for the house and they were $8.88 EACH. That has to be a scam. I think they just turn black after being exposed to the air for a short time.

Men planned this house. It is all one level and fixed in a way for a down-sizing Mimi to operate fairly easily. Except...the 10 foot ceilings have 5 10 foot high
filter things which means a very LARGE Ladder must be climbed to change them every few weeks. You almost need a bucket truck basket to get up there with all your stuff. It's total trauma.

I've had an interesting summer and I will be so happy to share all the boring details with you in future posts.

As we last spoke...J was in the picture...NOT. Now, if his number comes up on my phone (I accidently found this little deal on the phone and he announces your caller orally before it starts ringing) it says "NO!" for his cellphone and "HELL NO" for his homephone. That way I have warning NOT TO PICK UP THE PHONE. I have decided this is the way I will code all male callers in the future. Another former ex is "NOT HIM".

The one after J, which did not end well at all was even worse. Twenty years older than me, married 5 times, 4 children he knows of from different women who weren't his wives.

Not the person I want to take home to Queen B. Can you imagine the wrath?

17 comments:

Joan said...

Looking forward to catching up in August!

MEN! what is it about them that drives us nuts! After my first marriage, I seriously thought about becoming a lesbian... for about 5 minutes. Hang in there, BM.

Blessings

Tammy said...

Woooo, glad you're coming back!



Hmmmm, and my word verification is "billy". Is that a sign?! ;-)

Heather said...

I am glad you are coming back. It must have been a grocery store rumor, as my husband came home last night talking of it...

Missed you!

a Tonggu Momma said...

Queen B would not allow them to meet the sainted grandchild. Stay the course til you find one good enough for the Princess to meet.

Wade's World said...

Your phone warning system cracked me up!

And the Queen B would have died had you brought that other guy home to meet her!

linda said...

Welcome back!

cndymkr / jean said...

I'm so glad to hear from you again! I was getting worried. Where are you finding these guys? I'm sure the next one will be better!!

Wendi said...

I am so glad you will once again add humor to my day.
Oh how I have missed it.
Sorry about J.
And the one after J?
There are no words.
Maybe you should go to the store more often.
I hear the produce aisle is where the hot,bald guys hang out.
Have a wonderful weekend!

Dawn said...

Oh, how I've missed you and I'm looking forward to your return to blogdom!

You're going to have to share more info about this caller ID gadget. I have a few numbers that I could assign so interesting tags to, also! LOL

RR Mama said...

Can't wait till August! Have missed you Mimi!!

Beth said...

So glad to hear you're returning to blogdom! Can't wait to be caught up on the Days of Your Life!

Dawn said...

Ummm... It's the beginning of August! (LOL)

Looking forward to hearing from you! Be blessed.

PeepOne said...

PeepOne here. It is now
August 3, 2009. Where are you???

cndymkr / jean said...

Tap,tap. Is this thing working? I miss you!

ALLANN said...

can't wait to hear from you again i've missed reading your post. you give us all a little happiness on a dull day!!! i hope you have a lot to tell us!!!!!

Dawn said...

(((Sigh...)))

I'm starting to think it really was *just* a grocery store rumor...

Please come back soon!!!

linda said...

BM I'm thinking about divorcing you if you don't start blogging again.