And that's a fact.
I had a great birthday dinner with the Queen and the family and a later date with G.
It's all goood. G. is two years older than Moi. We're just having fun right now.
I am not doing New Year Resolutions this year. I never keep them, anyway, so why put myself through the agony of thinking them up and then the depression of knowing good and well I won't even attempt to do them.
Makes sense to me.
Getting ready to to to Florida with PU for a couple of weeks. MUST be back by Valentine's Day...and G. better pony up with a fun, romantic date.
Did I tell you I checked out G.'s toes? I have this thing about men's toes. They must be clean and groomed.
So, after we left the restaurant Saturday night....
BM: "G. I have something important to ask you."
G.: "O....K......
BM: "I need to see your toes."
G.: "Excuse me?"
BM: "I need to see your toes."
G.: "My...toes?" hahahahahahahah harharhahar tee heee
BM: "Strip off the socks, buddy"
G.: Removes socks from feet and holds them up for inspection.
BM: Inspects toenails carefully.
G: Still laughing uncontrollably
BM: "Well, you pass"
G: "And if I hadn't?" hahahahahahaha
BM: "You would now be talking to yourself." Bwahahahahahahahaah
G.: "Of all the things...and you want to see my TOES?" teeheeteeheeteehee
BM: "Toenails tell me Alot. ALOT.
Current score: Kissing G. Passing with flying, soaring colors
Toes G. Very nice, pleasantly surprised
I'll keep you updated on the next test.
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17 comments:
ooo yay on passing the toe inspection! Have fun in the sun!
Mimi! You little freak. Didn't know you had a toe fetish. :)
I'm scared to know the subject matter of the next test...
I am so glad he passed the toe test. Personally I cannot stand to look at toes...anyone over 5 had better keep their toes hidden from me.
Keep us posted on future inspections, k?
Let us know when you check out his drawers! (I'm talking kitchen, what was you thinkin?)
lol... that is the funniest... love coming here.
Let me just get this out of the way for QB
"Oh, Mother, puh-leeze"
(was that almost like she would say that??)
I just had this exact conversation with my 9 yr old son about his nasty tree-climbing toe nails..."son, girls do not like nasty toe nails!"
Toes, huh? Toes can tell a lot.
Glad he passed. What part are you going to check out next? :)
Sorry, I had to ask.
LOL! I can't believe you made him show you his toes.
Yep,well groomed toes are a must!
I am so excited for your new
journey. You go girl!!!!!
Toes are important. Fingernails, more so.
Have Mimi! Glad G passed with flying colors.
Thick, yellow toenails are a no go in my book, also, although I'm usually more discreet in the inspection process. I also can't stand dirty teeth or long fingernails!
Hey, every girl has her measuring sticks... glad he's passing yours!
Blessings!
Bless your heart! You are just the funniest thing Mimi!
You entertain me like nobody else, girl. Who else would think of this stuff? He sounds like he has a GREAT sense of humor, too - glad he passed inspection!
Glad to see you still have standards. And your priorities in the right order; kissing first, toes next ;)
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