I have more stuff to tell you anyway. Since you insist...heh heh

On a Saturday evening, I made arrangements with The Palace to meet Mr. Wonderful and moi at a restaurant.

Mr. Wonderful was understandably apprehensive after I told him about Queen B's piercing eyes, not to mention The Princess and THE GLARE.

I was so proud of all my kids. All three were very charming and sweet to Mr. Wonderful. The conversation flowed smoothly and all was well.

The restaurant was FREEZING. FREEZING I TELL YOU!!

The King and Mr. Wonderful got up to go to the men's room. When they were out of earshot, Queen B HISSED at me, "MOTHER! GET OUT OF HIS LAP!"

My eyes got huge and I said, "What? What are you talking about? I'm just cold and sitting close to get warm."

The Princess piped up and said, "MIMI! YOU ARE SO

Whatever. I really wasn't. This complaint from three people sitting across the table from us in a HEAP because they didn't have jackets.

Cut me some slack, Palace!!

By the way. This was a Normal Restaurant with Normal Food.

Mr. Wonderful has taken a personal challenge to introduce me to "new" foods. I'm suffering...just one little bite.

Tomorrow I'll tell you how our conversation gets Lost In Translation!



Beth said...

Loving the stories, keep em coming!

antgama said...

I'm so glad you are posting again...
You know how to write !

Dawn said...

So happy for you!

And glad everyone survived "the meeting."

Keep it coming!!!