ELECTRONIC CRASHES

This has been a crazy week.

I can't even recall the exact order of events.   I have been so traumatized.

My computer crashed.   It is only 6 months old.  A baby.

When I made the purchase, I got every bit of coverage the store offered.

What wasn't covered?  The one thing that was wrong with the computer.   Several days and $142.00 later...it's baaack!

Then the printer, copier, photo thingy, scanner and fax machine just...died.   No one can fix it.

Mr.  Wonderful so graciously replaced that for me.

I had to change my cell phone.  I loved that phone.  Two years and a few days after I bought it I FINALLY learned how to use it.   It was perfect.

My replacement is a Droid.   I can't seem to get the hang of it.   I had to really cut down my nails to be able to touch the screen.   It won't stay on for more than five minutes.   The Princess has offered to teach me how to use it over the Christmas break.  Beachy Mimi is not happy with the phone.

I lost my keys.  ALL my keys.

I had them.   I put them up somewhere.   I don't remember where.

I went to the dentist today because I had a toothache.   Next week..double root canal.  Yuck.

I had two breakouts on my face this morning.   What's up with that?

Then, if things weren't already going south,  I made the stupid decision to do this:

Those are bruises, Peeps!  I thought I would get injections to remove my elevens and parenthesis.

Busted!  I had those for a week.   So much for trying to sneak that by everyone.

Bad hair day, too.

I hope your week has been much better.

Love ya, Peeps!

8 comments:

Fuschia said...

Oh my goodness! It seems you need to spend some time at the beach with someone to pamper you. I know JUST the beach and just the SOMEONE! :)

p.s.
I just looked down at my "word verification"...it's sesside...as in sea side. Uh huh, the blogger gods agree with my comment!

cndymkr / jean said...

OMG. So many things, too many things! I hope it gets better - soon.

Penny said...

Sounds like you need another foot detox and throw in a massage while you are at it!

Anonymous said...

DON'T FEEL ALONE..I TOOK MY PHONE BACK(DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!)THREE TIMES..3 PHONES LATER I CAN USE THIS ONE. BLACKBERRY..ANDROID..DON'T KNOW WHAT THIRD ONE IS BUT I CAN USE IT!!FINGER'S WHERE TO BIG TO TEXT,WOULD NOT STAY ON,I WOULD KEEP ON LOSING MY CONTACT LIST.
2ND PROBLEM WAS POLISHING FURNITURE AND EYES STARTED TO SWELL SHUT AFTER MANY BENADRY AND SCARING GRANDCHILDRE I LOOK LIKE I HAD THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF ME, AND I LEAVING ON A TRIP..HOPR O CAN GET ON THE PLANE WITHOUT THEM THINKING I'M "ROCKY" DON'T FEEL ALONE MIMI LIFE IS CRAZY HERE TO!!!!

Dawn said...

Is it wrong if I tell you that YOUR week just made MY week seem okay???

Be blessed my friend!

tam said...

Oh my! You are a brave one.:)

Tammy said...

You.Are.Hilarious.

So glad I stopped by today!! I've been missing the blog world.

Lacey said...

This is EXACTLY why I love you!!! hehe