Captured, Mimi-napped, taken under duress, abducted, waylaid, shanghaied, forced, dragged, snatched, marched and otherwise taken against my will.
It is time for the GREAT PROPANE CONVENTION in OKC. It has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with the Parental Unit. Sibling and his wife do have to be here. They forced me to come with the Parental Unit.
I'm not laughing.
I insisted on my own room because Parental Unit keeps the heat on...I just couldn't take it.
It will be 4 days of hot, boring and miserable meetings.
They are having a fashion show. With models. Propane models. The Parental Unit is one of them. That's why she loves to come. To model. Parental Unit is 85.
Sibling's wife is going to model, too. She also loves it.
They tried to get me to participate. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I couldn't have made myself any clearer. I. Will. Not. Model. At. Propane.Convention...Ever.
Maybe I will wake up and all this will have been a dream (nightmare).
I have never seen so many costume blingy jewels since the 80's. Big hair. LOTS of eyemakeup.
I have decended to hell.
At least Parental Unit left the crockpot at home.
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13 comments:
PeepOne here. That is the funniest
thing I have ever read! I keep bursting out in pahahahaha!
Keep it coming. This is gonna be good!
I just left Queen B's blog and told her it was too dang early to be laughing this hard. May I repeat to you dear, sweet Beachy Mimi, it's. too. dang. early. For Pete's sake I'll have busted a gut before 5:30 AM!
I can't even imagine. Propane models? I've now officially heard of everything. I'll be praying for ya.
Please take pictures. Please.
And hold your ground on that modeling thing.
I just have to ask... what does one wear to a propane convention? Even more importantly, what does one wear to model at a propane convention? I'm guessing... something with orange.
Been to OKC many, many times. I feel your pain.
What is a propane model anyway? What do they wear? We need pictures.
Thanks for the laugh.
Well at least you're having fun, right? (Sorry.)
A propane model? I'm picturing welding masks, gloves and torches for some odd reason. I do hope picture will be forthcoming!
I have never heard of a Propane Convention.
And models?
Do. tell.
I can't envision it all.
Must. have. photos.
Lots of photos.
Can't wait to hear more about your time in captivity.
O.K. A propane convention?! I even have a degree in chemistry and nothing about that even sounds fun. Are the models going to be wearing small metal tanks?
I mean the only thing that *might* be good is if someone has a few too many beans at dinner....no one will notice! :-)
Oh yea, and I sure hope the Queen B issued you a camera for this here blog!
Oh too funny! Yes, what does one model at a propane convention?
Love your new blog look - very fun!
You are hysterical! I love how you make something as mundane as a propane convention into an event we can all share in the humor...Can't wait to see the pics!
Thanks for visiting my blog, too! :)
You would probably be the most beautiful propane model ever! : ). Not quite as beautiful as a 85 year old model though!
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