Just Another Monday

The last time I talked to Queen B, she was singing "la, la, la, la, la, la, la,", I think she wasn't speaking to me.





However, I'm still able to blog today, so maybe things are better. She had so much trouble at her house last night she didn't have time to zap me!!!


Peeps, I'm just telling you, I got lots of e-mails about yesterday's post. Lots. It is apparent that this has been a subject that needed attention. Although no one really wants to bring up the subject.


I now consider myself well informed. Very. Well. Informed.


Which is a good thing.


A big thank you to Janel at Dandelion Dayz for the Sharing the Love award.



I'm getting ready to start the next beachy vacation so I don't have much today. Ya'll have a good one.



See you tomorrow.

BMBM #5

I have an update on a previous post about "THE GIRLS", and their High Beam issues. I found a Spanx bra and it is wonderful. The Beam is hidden and girls have no brafat in the back. Not that I would know about that or anything. It was just advertized. Heh Heh

I'm still searching for the petals and things like nursing pads but I don't have them yet.

This may be a sensitive issue for some of you, so stop reading now!!!

We're talking more about grooming.

Specifically, grooming the tootie.

I know I am older, therefore behind (pun intended) in the ways and means of accomplishing such a task.

In my generation, I don't think such grooming was done. If it was, no one talked about it. We all just left things natural. This did cause a problem during summer swimming season.

As I was getting my eyebrows waxed last week, the Salon had a WHOLE PAGE on different kinds of tootie grooming you could request. Beachy Mimi likes to be on the cutting edge and I was just so unaware. I had a lump in my throat to think I HAD MISSED THIS.

They will completely take everything away...or you can trim or draw a little pattern. I think they do one named after Brazil.

Arms, underarms, legs, backs, chests you name it, they'll groom it.

Think of this as a bikini wax on steroids---permanently.

They do warn as you get older you lose, er...some tooties and if you take too much you will be 90 years old and be.....bald, so to speak. Ewww. So the best advice is to leave a few poobies in the area.

This area of lasering may be one Beachy Mimi looks into because I just gotta know.

Have any of you Peeps gone under the laser? waxer? razor? kitchen scissors?

Please share with us so the rest of us can be up to date and properly groomed. Thank you.

Beachy Mimi is in......Like

Friday night was the big date!!! It went so well. We actually went to a restaurant and watched a movie. He held my hand and I thought that was so sweet. A real gentleman. We found out we eat fajitas the same way and our favorite food is a good hamburger. Not a bad start.

I'm not sure what happened to the post yesterday with all the spacing and crazy colors. You internets are the queens of the six word memoir. Maybe one day we should have a six word festival and EVERYONE post in six word sentences. It would be pretty funny.

I'm just flat out pooped tonight. With all the primping, plucking, shaving, waxing, shampooing, conditioning, luster, paste and hairspray OH I smeel goooooood.

Had to choose cute undies (not for him to see, but for me to feel sexy) and then just the right outfit with black strappy sexy sandles with my pink toes and nails. At this point I really having to hurry up to my face and finish that.

'well...horror of horrors...I had a CHIN HAIR. Just wait girls..as you approach the pre-menopause. You'll develop skills where you can whip that tweezie out, plucked and gone in .2 sec. Unless they are in multiples and they you will have to be a little more discreet. I't going to happen, I'm just sayin!

But you are all beautiful and I love your hearts. I ache with you and you have to make hard decisions because I've been there in alot of your cases. Well, you've got a Mimi in your corner to pray for you.

Doing My Post In Six Words

A big hug and kiss to The Queen B for passing on the "You make my day AWARD". You made my day!!

Beachy Mimi pursues Never Ending Vacation (this is my six word memoir)

I Collect Pigs

Hi Peeps!

Someone commented they were concerned for my mental health. That is so sweet. I can tell you that I'm totally normal........sometimes.

Currently, I am under my bed, in a fetal position, sucking my thumb.

What am I thinking???? I can't date a guy with thighs smaller than mine!!! As my grandmother would have said, "It just ain't fittin". Actually, she wouldn't have said "ain't" plus, she would have never said the word "thighs" unless she was talking about frying chicken.

Why am I under the bed you ask? Because it has been a thumb-sucking few days.

However, PeepOne "saved the day" again with a Sonic coke. And, she started decorating my house!!!!

I collect pigs. I have collected for years. I absolutely love to find a new pig that I don't have.

I have so many I can't display all of them, but I still keep searching for the unique and fabulous.

Fabulous pig??? Yes!! There are some wonderful pigs out in the retail world.

This is a pig barbeque pig. Duh. PeepOne added greenery and it turned out so cute!

This is another arrangement she did for the table behind my sofa. That would be a sofa table.

This is another pig grouping. Hard to see, I know. But it is a sneaky way for me to publish a picture of The Queen B way up there in the corner. Heh Heh.

Oh my, I actually moved pictures!!! I guess I'll stop the thumb-sucking, but I'll stay in my fetal position just a while longer............

And the Winner Is......

Congratulations Jen, from Today at Jen's House. You have won the random drawing for the gift certificate from Amazon.com.

Oh Peeps, I was so amazed by your many acts of kindness toward others. I got some wonderful ideas I am anxious to try the next time I am out and about.

Thank you so much for your support and entering the contest. I wish I had a gift certificate for everyone who entered.

Don't give up! I'll be having more giveaways in the days ahead....and the winner could be YOU!!

I did forget to tell you something.......call it a confession if you must......but as I was gathering the last of my things from the Pacific house, I put all Mr. Pacific's underwear in the freezer.

Childish, I know. But I got sooooo much satisfaction from my tiny bit of naughty. Heh Heh

So much for MY random acts of kindness........

A New Beginning

I AM A SURVIVOR!!!
***UPDATED***

Time's Up!! I'll announce the random winner in a little bit!!!!

Oh yes, Peeps, I am. Starting today. The New Normal Life of Beachy Mimi, begins. Chapter 1. Very appropriate that it is Sunday, The Lord's Day, to start over, regroup, reassign and refocus. And I'm going to do it with gusto, and all the Power of Christ to back me. And go forward IN HIS HOLY NAME.

I couldn't reach my own hiney to kick myself, so some of my good Peeps were only too glad to kick it for me.

OPPORTUNITIES, they are telling me, ARE ASTRONOMICAL. GET OUT THERE AND FIND THEM.

So, here I go. Armed with the Word of God, The Holy Spirit, and His Loving Arms to hold me up and protect me. Woo Hoo!

Monday will be my day to do Random Acts of Kindness to get someone to have a better day.

And, so YOU, my Peeps, will have a better day, how about a giveaway to Amazon.com!!!

Just leave a comment telling me what random act you have done for someone and you will be entered in the random drawing for a $100. gift certificate. Not Bad!!!!

Just enter once, please. And I hope your day will be super productive spreading helpfulness, kindness and love to the masses.

You Rock!! All of you!